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I am a cartoon robot thing
Nicholas Deary
@M4KBOT
Age 33, Male
Newcastle, England
Joined on 5/12/06
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Donkeys have the largest penis in the world, the world is big, big is the poop I made this morning, in the morning I don't want to wake up because I'm lazy guy, some guys are stupid, stupid guys are marked as donkeys
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El dia en que los tacos sean tacos y los nachos sean nachos en Estados Unidos el mundo abra alcansado la paz
Perhaps you have wondered how predictable machines like computers can generate randomness. In reality, most random numbers used in computer programs are pseudo-random, which means they are a generated in a predictable fashion using a mathematical formula. This is fine for many purposes, but it may not be random in the way you expect if you're used to dice rolls and lottery drawings.
A number is "due"
This argument says that "since all numbers will eventually appear in a random selection, those that have not come up yet are 'due' and thus more likely to come up soon". This logic is only correct if applied to a system where numbers that come up are removed from the system, such as when playing cards are drawn and not returned to the deck. It is true, for example, that once a jack is removed from the deck, the next draw is less likely to be a jack and more likely to be some other card. However, if the jack is returned to the deck, and the deck is thoroughly reshuffled, there is an equal chance of drawing a jack or any other card the next time. The same truth applies to any other case where objects are selected independently and nothing is removed from the system after each event, such as a die roll, coin toss or most lottery number selection schemes. A way to look at it is to note that random processes such as throwing coins don't have memory, making it impossible for past outcomes to affect the present and future.
A number is "cursed"
See also: Benford's law
This argument is almost the reverse of the above, and says that numbers which have come up less often in the past will continue to come up less often in the future. A similar "number is 'blessed'" argument might be made saying that numbers which have come up more often in the past are likely to do so in the future. This logic is valid if and only if the roll might be somehow biased - for example, with weighted dice. If we know for certain that the roll is fair, then previous events give no indication of future events.
Note that in nature, unexpected or uncertain events rarely occur with perfectly equal frequencies, so learning which events are likely to have higher probability by observing outcomes makes sense. What is fallacious is to apply this logic to systems which are specially designed so that all outcomes are equally likely - such as dice, roulette wheels, and so on.
click the link below to go to a random website.
<a href="http://www.randomwebsite.com/cgi-bin/random.pl">http://www.randomwebsite.com/cgi-bin/
random.pl</a>
I deserve a mysterious prize...
Why?
The answer is simple: I found an online friend's address and sent him a letter. It had the phrase "Holy (Insert as many adjectives as a page can hold here) Batman!" and random chocolate in the corner. I said there was a download link hidden in the double consonants if you stand back. Everyone else found out, and one person asked me to send HIM a letter. So I sent doodles, seaweed, a fake credit card, a few dollars, and random photos halfway across the US.
Not to mention the other things about me such as:
Randomly having a pocket full of salt one day.
Sending every little thing I thought of in IRC for an hour.
Sending more "letters" if they count as letters.
Being the master of all that is completely random.
Having numerous in jokes centered around me (Such as something involving explosive diarrhea).
... and THIS:
NitroX72 joined the chat room.
CMG-UTOPIA: too bad csd is a little boy and not a little girl
NitroX72 left the chat room.
With that, I am done with my comment.
WHAT?!
Reach into my underwear if you don't believe me!
Agyrophobia- Fear of streets or crossing the street
Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions.
Anablephobia- Fear of looking up.
Caligynephobia- Fear of beautiful women
Cathisophobia- Fear of sitting.
Chaetophobia- Fear of hair
Chrometophobia or Chrematophobia- Fear of money
Chronophobia- Fear of time
Clinophobia- Fear of going to bed
Cyclophobia- Fear of bicycles
Decidophobia- Fear of making decisions
Ecophobia- Fear of home
Euphobia- Fear of hearing good news.
Francophobia- Fear of France or French culture.
Geniophobia- Fear of chins.
Genuphobia- Fear of knees.
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia- Fear of the number 666
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words. (lol?)
Koinoniphobia- Fear of rooms
Lachanophobia- Fear of vegetables.
Logophobia- Fear of words
Macrophobia- Fear of long waits
Neophobia- Fear of anything new
Novercaphobia- Fear of your step-mother.
Optophobia- Fear of opening one's eyes.
Papyrophobia- Fear of paper.
Pluviophobia- Fear of rain or of being rained on.
Sinistrophobia- Fear of things to the left or left-handed
Telephonophobia- Fear of telephones.
Urophobia- Fear of urine or urinating.
Xanthophobia- Fear of the color yellow or the word yellow.
Panophobia or Pantophobia- Fear of everything.
Are you feeling concupiscent today? :D
*concupiscent: -adjective
1. lustful or sensual.
2. eagerly desirous
3. vigorously passionate
4. Having sexual lust
The stupidest thing ive ever done is accidentally mailing a letter to myself :D
my god i had 6,666 characters remaining before this sentence :O
I'MA FIRING MAH LAZER!
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ok im done :)
I twisted my dick into an odd shape. Now I have a small boner. BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY SINCE I POST HERE I HAVE A SMALL, CHILD-LIKE COCK THAT COULD BE MISTAKEN FOR A WORM. AMIRITE?
DO YOU LIKE FISH STICKS? (INSERT ANSWErR)
Do you like them in your mouth?(INSERT THE DAM ANSWAR)
well if you answeird yes to any then your a (GEMME THE PRIZE AND YOU'LL THE ANSWEREFDDEFE) free hug also
My cock is 12 inches long. Even if I dont win this, I won at life already :D
accidentally posted this some where else too hahahaha. I fail.
6seven
here is another comment:
FALCON PUNCH!!!
In the 1930s people claimed that a black man will become president when pigs fly
185 days into Obama's term, panic erupts as swine flu becomes airborne
Will Everybody everybody in da place to be
Open up your mind and let your soul be free
btw, i like pizza and french fries and sleeeeeeeeping..........
;)
luvil
You see theres thuis toast i toasted witha toaster and i leave it on my cousins boobs but they eat my toast and nao i am hungry so im am gonna eat a pson stilus cx4100 with mayo and blood
Want some?