I'm sorry sir, but my pink elephants seem to be crushing your broccoli. I will repent by slapping myself with sausages and then proceed to feed my elephants with my very own sweat and blood.
I am a cartoon robot thing
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there was a sheep that bought sheets in a sheet store and then it barrel rolled
I know the captain runescape noob owner bob the new evil god wich will come with his horde of paperclips to take over your mind, your life, your peanut-butter stapler! He has gem blood!
P.S.: This HAS to be the most epic shoop da woop text art:
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I invented peanut butter.
Just remember this is my mom your talking about.
OMG i just thought of these ones:
You can never get more random than random randomness.
I like pizza with randomness on top.
Nicholas "random-lover" Deary.
By Ogt"random"2
off to crackington by gosh and fizzlewazzle and all that sniff, blimey where the fuck am i
There once was a dog from around the way, EASY!
Rhete says:
First
May. 7, 2009 | 6:07 PM tahm10 says:
the gold fish digs the tank so steals the potato because it is shiny
May. 7, 2009 | 6:07 PM hiii111 says:
You've been trolled and lolled at for 5 hours, click here to claim the prize.
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May. 7, 2009 | 6:07 PM max15946 says:
RAY!!! LICK WIE WND WILK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BAGGDIJHD!!! CANDY!!!!!!!!!!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:07 PM the-dz says:
some random comment here and I'll pick the best one. The winner will receive a mysterious prize, go go go! :D
May. 7, 2009 | 6:09 PM Nicholas-Deary responds:
you're a smart one!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:08 PM Brundaty says:
It's not the glamor. It's not the money. It's not the bragging rights. It's not the skill to get all of those things... It's you Nicholas. YOU. IT'S ALL YOU.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:10 PM Ultimato says:
DO YA LIKE WAFFLES? Well I fucking don't so SQUADALA to you mister.
-Ultimato
May. 7, 2009 | 6:11 PM max15946 says:
(Insert Really Random Comment Here)
May. 7, 2009 | 6:13 PM max15946 says:
THIS IS MADNESS!!!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:16 PM butters757 says:
The below sentence is a lie
The above sentence is true
May. 7, 2009 | 6:18 PM flashwarrior says:
A fish is only a crazy prize if your comment is bad and man oh man dr. phil lock up your daughters tonight. bitch.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:18 PM El-Presidente says:
If you don't give me this prize, I'll chainsaw rape your ass to shreds and jizz on them.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:18 PM shmub says:
i did a half face of sean connery in art class and now im making buildings with pipes and power lines.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:19 PM Nicholas-Deary responds:
this is winning so far.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:18 PM ziaxe says:
OMG YOU HAD A BABY?!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:19 PM RandomExploit says:
MY VEGAS HAS EXPLODED INTO EXCEPTIONS
May. 7, 2009 | 6:19 PM fluffkomix says:
well obviously since i am the almighty fluffkomix ruler of the rubber duckies with over 1,000 posts in the BBS and many contributions to the flash and audio portal will win this extravagant prize of mysterious unknowings.
or will i?
May. 7, 2009 | 6:19 PM 1sauber1 says:
I have been anally fucked in the ass 42 times (42 is the meaning of life)
May. 7, 2009 | 6:21 PM st1k says:
I am the tea general! my blood is made of electric rubber pants!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:24 PM Nicholas-Deary responds:
not bad at all!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:22 PM 14hourlunchbreak says:
This is what happens Larry! This is what happens when you fight a stranger in the ask jeeves!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:22 PM st1k says:
Go shave you teeth!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:22 PM DND-Productions says:
I had a rather lackadaisical day yesterday. It included many crumpets and various sizes of scones.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:24 PM Nicholas-Deary responds:
I like the plot line on this one.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:23 PM Luis says:
i already know what it is but yea ok win time.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:25 PM Nicholas-Deary responds:
You call that a comment?! >:(
May. 7, 2009 | 6:25 PM max15946 says:
I'll give you me pants for a grilled cheese!!!! just not the underwear!!! ok ok the underwear!!!!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:26 PM Father-of-Death says:
(Insert lame un-funny comment here)
May. 7, 2009 | 6:27 PM Bell45 says:
gay dinasour called mega sore ass
shotgun wedding can result in happiness or death
a good woman can do 70 chores around the house cooking and 69
this was just for lolz
May. 7, 2009 | 6:28 PM frnkdu says:
Doodh ka doodh, paani ka paani
'Perhaps, George W Bush and his neocons are the best thing to happen to Islam -- adversity just may give rise to rectification...'
LALALALALALALALALALALALA
idontwhythatthefactoftheematterofwhyi seventhereasonofwhyisthewhy
Flying from London to New York by Concord, due to the time zones crossed, you can arrive 2 hours before you leave.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:28 PM ilikeblamingcrap says:
pie? ZOMG GEUSSE WHAT?!?!?!?!?!!??!11/!?!?!!??!1?1!?!!
??1!?!?1?1!?!?!?1!?!?1?1!/!/1/1/11? i forgot sorry. wait you live in newcastle? i love the accent that people have there! lucky you!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:30 PM Hades says:
General McFoodration sent the cookies my way, despite the onion's obvious joy. Oogley.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:30 PM Goodthief says:
Rough gay Wolf sex
May. 7, 2009 | 6:31 PM Chaz-o says:
If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do?
May. 7, 2009 | 6:31 PM EteJuano says:
Don't make me cry, apple pie
Make me smile, daddly-doo
May. 7, 2009 | 6:31 PM max15946 says:
ok listen i have been in my basement smoking crack for three days!!! i had eat my own fesses to live!!! and i come out and come here and you tell me this!!!! huh?! well guess what?! i like it!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:33 PM Shaqske says:
WTF? is kmndanslfnascmx cla sl asldalnfand GIVE ME MAH PRIZE BLARGH!!!!
SPartana JUST GIVE MEH MAH FUCKIN PRIZE >: )
May. 7, 2009 | 6:33 PM javierm885778 says:
!yag era uoy siht dear nac uoy fI
May. 7, 2009 | 6:33 PM I-smel says:
I WIN BECAUSE IM THE FUCKING BEST BETTER THAN ALL THE REST BETTER THAN ANYONE ANYONE IVE EVER MET EVEN VIN DIESEL. I WOULD FUCKING BATTER VIN DIESEL IN A FIST FIGHT. ID FUCKIN FAKE LEFT, YEAH? GIVE HIM SOME MOTHERFUCKIN CANSAS CITY SHUFFLE ALL UP IN DAT HO, THEN ID BE ALL W'BANG!!! SUCK ON THAT DIESEL YOU FUCKING PONCE.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:36 PM Nicholas-Deary responds:
Well, I'll give you credit for using the caps lock button.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:37 PM valval26 says:
The dog was in the house when he saw a flying human who wanted to do sex with the dog
May. 7, 2009 | 6:37 PM Otto007 says:
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May. 7, 2009 | 6:38 PM Otto007 says:
crap. let me add somthing to that...
May. 7, 2009 | 6:38 PM K0Nx says:
Wait a second...
Nicholas...
your a guy?
May. 7, 2009 | 6:41 PM Nicholas-Deary responds:
yeah
May. 7, 2009 | 6:38 PM lir10005 says:
Do you think that could finish me?! I am the saiyan prince! VEGETA!!!!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:39 PM hiii111 says:
You tell people they can get a prize, and what do you get? a shitload of rewiews.
my sir i am surprised
May. 7, 2009 | 6:39 PM max15946 says:
wait females cows make milk not male in fact there is no such thing as male cow there bulls you had you facts wrong just to let you now.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:40 PM killerrob says:
UR BANNED
MWAWAWAWAW--Heh
I am drunk I am drunk weeeeee!
I am drunk I am drunk weeeeee!
I am drunk I am *Burp*
May. 7, 2009 | 6:42 PM Zacied says:
I'm fucking gay.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:43 PM CrazyMasterToast43 says:
i smell onions buring in my dog house?
NO wait it my brother......
May. 7, 2009 | 6:44 PM Coolio-Niato says:
hi.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:44 PM CrazyMasterToast43 says:
My pants are made of swiss lions and am battling giant underwear mechas, on a fly dog-cat.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
May. 7, 2009 | 6:47 PM Altair8 says:
I hope the prize is an used strawberry gum D:
May. 7, 2009 | 6:47 PM RainbowRiderAlpha says:
I am a wizard producing Thundercats the musical live action TV drama through the use of lemon juice and five horses powering a strawberry filled printer with a built in lamp.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:48 PM sumidiotdude says:
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen
Friday night and the lights are low
Looking out for the place to go
Where they play the right music, getting in the swing
You come in to look for a king
Anybody could be that guy
Night is young and the music%uFFFDs high
With a bit of rock music, everything is fine
You%uFFFDre in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance...
You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen
Dancing queen, feel the beat from the tambourine
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen
You're a teas
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If there's something strange
in your neighborhood
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
If there's something weird
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Ghostbusters!
I ain't afraid of no ghost
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running through your head
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Ghostbusters!
An invisible man
sleeping in your bed
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If you're all alone
pick up the phone
And call:
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I hear it likes the girls
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Ghostbusters!
Well, if you've had a dose of
a freaky ghost baby
You'd better call:
Ghostbusters! Ow!
Let me tell you something
Bustin' makes me feel good
I ain't afraid of no ghost
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Don't get caught alone, oh no
Ghostbusters!
When it comes through your door
Unless you just want some more
I think you better call
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Ow!
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Ghostbusters!
If there's something strange
in your neighborhood
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
If there's something weird
and it don't look good
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Ghostbusters!
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If you're seeing things
running through your head
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Ghostbusters!
An invisible man
sleeping in your bed
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Ghostbusters!
I ain't afraid of no ghost
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Ghostbusters!
If you're all alone
pick up the phone
And call:
Ghostbusters!
I ain't afraid of no ghost
I hear it likes the girls
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
Well, if you've had a dose of
a freaky ghost baby
You'd better call:
Ghostbusters! Ow!
Let me tell you something
Bustin' makes me feel good
I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost
Don't get caught alone, oh no
Ghostbusters!
When it comes through your door
Unless you just want some more
I think you better call
Ghostbusters!
Ow!
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
If there's something strange
in your neighborhood
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
If there's something weird
and it don't look good
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost
If you're seeing things
running through your head
Who can you call?
Ghostbusters!
An invisible man
sleeping in your bed
Oh, who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
If you're all alone
pick up the phone
And call:
Ghostbusters!
I ain't afraid of no ghost
I hear it likes the girls
I ain't afraid of no ghost
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
Well, if you've had a dose of
a freaky ghost baby
You'd better call:
Ghostbusters! Ow!
Let me tell you something
Bustin' makes me feel good
I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost
Don't get caught alone, oh no
Ghostbusters!
When it comes through your door
Unless you just want some more
I think you better call
Ghostbusters!
Ow!
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
If there's something strange
in your neighborhood
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
If there's something weird
and it don't look good
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost
If you're seeing things
running through your head
Who can you call?
Ghostbusters!
An invisible man
sleeping in your bed
Oh, who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
If you're all alone
pick up the phone
And call:
Ghostbusters!
I ain't afraid of no ghost
I hear it likes the girls
I ain't afraid of no ghost
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
Well, if you've had a dose of
a freaky ghost baby
You'd better call:
Ghostbusters! Ow!
Let me tell you something
Bustin' makes me feel good
I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost
Don't get caught alone, oh no
Ghostbusters!
When it comes through your door
Unless you just want some more
I think you better call
Ghostbusters!
Ow!
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
If there's something strange
in your neighborhood
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
If there's something weird
and it don't look good
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost
If you're seeing things
running through your head
Who can you call?
Ghostbusters!
An invisible man
sleeping in your bed
Oh, who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
If you're all alone
pick up the phone
And call:
Ghostbusters!
I ain't afraid of no ghost
I hear it likes the girls
I ain't afraid of no ghost
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
Well, if you've had a dose of
a freaky ghost baby
You'd better call:
Ghostbusters! Ow!
Let me tell you something
Bustin' makes me feel good
I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost
Don't get caught alone, oh no
Ghostbusters!
When it comes through your door
Unless you just want some more
I think you better call
Ghostbusters!
Ow!
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
If there's something strange
in your neighborhood
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
If there's something weird
and it don't look good
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost
If you're seeing things
running through your head
Who can you call?
Ghostbusters!
An invisible man
sleeping in your bed
Oh, who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
If you're all alone
pick up the phone
And call:
Ghostbusters!
I ain't afraid of no ghost
I hear it likes the girls
I ain't afraid of no ghost
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
Well, if you've had a dose of
a freaky ghost baby
You'd better call:
Ghostbusters! Ow!
Let me tell you something
Bustin' makes me feel good
I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost
Don't get caught alone, oh no
Ghostbusters!
When it comes through your door
Unless you just want some more
I think you better call
Ghostbusters!
Ow!
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
If there's something strange
in your neighborhood
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
If there's something weird
and it don't look good
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost
If you're seeing things
running through your head
Who can you call?
Ghostbusters!
An invisible man
sleeping in your bed
Oh, who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
If you're all alone
pick up the phone
And call:
Ghostbusters!
I ain't afraid of no ghost
I hear it likes the girls
I ain't afraid of no ghost
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
Well, if you've had a dose of
a freaky ghost baby
You'd better call:
Ghostbusters! Ow!
Let me tell you something
Bustin' makes me feel good
I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost
Don't get caught alone, oh no
Ghostbusters!
When it comes through your door
Unless you just want some more
I think you better call
Ghostbusters!
Ow!
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
If there's something strange
in your neighborhood
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
If there's something weird
and it don't look good
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost
If you're seeing things
running through your head
Who can you call?
Ghostbusters!
An invisible man
sleeping in your bed
Oh, who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost
Who you gonna
There once was a man named rickgit
He lived in the the land of dipshit
Rickgit liked basball mits
So rickgit went to the land of misfit
And found a magic baseball mit
But the mit cost a billion
And rickgit only had a million
So rickgit tried to steal the mit
And the security gaurd blew his head off with a double barrel shotgun
I'm pretty sure that i just toke boredom to a whole new level as i type this.
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Yep im right
I like turtles
Well, it appears Rudy isn't here to accept the prize, so I guess I'll just take it then.
cheese pizza pie
Delamortes
I really think you are great, lol the newgrounds pass is really funny but hard.
We love you man, peace!