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FrozenFire 2009-05-07 19:06:43

Prize is latin for sex.

Andrewboy895 2009-05-07 19:13:26

Habbout a joke!!!=D

One day these guys were in an airplane and one took a bite out of an apple, and thought it was too crunchy, so threw it out the plane. Another guy took a bite out of a lemon and thought it was too sour, so he threw it out the plane. Another guy took a bite out of a grenade and thought it was too hard, and threw it out of the plane.
After they got out they decided to take a walk. While they were on a walk, they passed a little boy crying:
"Why are you crying" asked one of the three.
The boy responded, "An apple came from the sky and hit my dog and killed it"
Moving along, they find a little girl crying:
"Why are you crying" asked one of the three.
The little responded, "A lemon hit me in the head and gave me a booboo"
Moving along, they came to the park, and saw a blond sitting on the bench, laughing her butt off:
"What's so funny" asked one of the three
"OK.... THIS IS WEIRD!!! I FARTED AND THE BUILDING BEHIND ME EXPLODED!!!!!

TOP THAT!!!!!

Andrewboy895 2009-05-07 19:16:04

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WIN A CRAZY PRIZE!
Posted by Nicholas-Deary May. 7, 2009 @ 6:04 PM EDT

Post some random comment here and I'll pick the best one. The winner will receive a mysterious prize, go go go! :D
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63 Comments
May. 7, 2009 | 6:05 PM Rhete says:

First
May. 7, 2009 | 6:07 PM tahm10 says:

the gold fish digs the tank so steals the potato because it is shiny
May. 7, 2009 | 6:07 PM hiii111 says:

You've been trolled and lolled at for 5 hours, click here to claim the prize.

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May. 7, 2009 | 6:07 PM max15946 says:

RAY!!! LICK WIE WND WILK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BAGGDIJHD!!! CANDY!!!!!!!!!!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:07 PM the-dz says:

some random comment here and I'll pick the best one. The winner will receive a mysterious prize, go go go! :D
May. 7, 2009 | 6:09 PM Nicholas-Deary responds:

you're a smart one!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:08 PM Brundaty says:

It's not the glamor. It's not the money. It's not the bragging rights. It's not the skill to get all of those things... It's you Nicholas. YOU. IT'S ALL YOU.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:10 PM Ultimato says:

DO YA LIKE WAFFLES? Well I fucking don't so SQUADALA to you mister.

-Ultimato
May. 7, 2009 | 6:11 PM max15946 says:

(Insert Really Random Comment Here)
May. 7, 2009 | 6:13 PM max15946 says:

THIS IS MADNESS!!!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:16 PM butters757 says:

The below sentence is a lie

The above sentence is true
May. 7, 2009 | 6:18 PM flashwarrior says:

A fish is only a crazy prize if your comment is bad and man oh man dr. phil lock up your daughters tonight. bitch.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:18 PM El-Presidente says:

If you don't give me this prize, I'll chainsaw rape your ass to shreds and jizz on them.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:18 PM shmub says:

i did a half face of sean connery in art class and now im making buildings with pipes and power lines.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:19 PM Nicholas-Deary responds:

this is winning so far.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:18 PM ziaxe says:

OMG YOU HAD A BABY?!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:19 PM RandomExploit says:

MY VEGAS HAS EXPLODED INTO EXCEPTIONS
May. 7, 2009 | 6:19 PM fluffkomix says:

well obviously since i am the almighty fluffkomix ruler of the rubber duckies with over 1,000 posts in the BBS and many contributions to the flash and audio portal will win this extravagant prize of mysterious unknowings.

or will i?
May. 7, 2009 | 6:19 PM 1sauber1 says:

I have been anally fucked in the ass 42 times (42 is the meaning of life)
May. 7, 2009 | 6:21 PM st1k says:

I am the tea general! my blood is made of electric rubber pants!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:24 PM Nicholas-Deary responds:

not bad at all!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:22 PM 14hourlunchbreak says:

This is what happens Larry! This is what happens when you fight a stranger in the ask jeeves!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:22 PM st1k says:

Go shave you teeth!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:22 PM DND-Productions says:

I had a rather lackadaisical day yesterday. It included many crumpets and various sizes of scones.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:24 PM Nicholas-Deary responds:

I like the plot line on this one.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:23 PM Luis says:

i already know what it is but yea ok win time.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:25 PM Nicholas-Deary responds:

You call that a comment?! >:(
May. 7, 2009 | 6:25 PM max15946 says:

I'll give you me pants for a grilled cheese!!!! just not the underwear!!! ok ok the underwear!!!!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:26 PM Father-of-Death says:

(Insert lame un-funny comment here)
May. 7, 2009 | 6:27 PM Bell45 says:

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shotgun wedding can result in happiness or death
a good woman can do 70 chores around the house cooking and 69
this was just for lolz
May. 7, 2009 | 6:28 PM frnkdu says:

Doodh ka doodh, paani ka paani
'Perhaps, George W Bush and his neocons are the best thing to happen to Islam -- adversity just may give rise to rectification...'
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Flying from London to New York by Concord, due to the time zones crossed, you can arrive 2 hours before you leave.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:28 PM ilikeblamingcrap says:

pie? ZOMG GEUSSE WHAT?!?!?!?!?!!??!11/!?!?!!??!1?1!?!!
??1!?!?1?1!?!?!?1!?!?1?1!/!/1/1/11? i forgot sorry. wait you live in newcastle? i love the accent that people have there! lucky you!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:30 PM Hades says:

General McFoodration sent the cookies my way, despite the onion's obvious joy. Oogley.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:30 PM Goodthief says:

Rough gay Wolf sex
May. 7, 2009 | 6:31 PM Chaz-o says:

If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do?
May. 7, 2009 | 6:31 PM EteJuano says:

Don't make me cry, apple pie
Make me smile, daddly-doo
May. 7, 2009 | 6:31 PM max15946 says:

ok listen i have been in my basement smoking crack for three days!!! i had eat my own fesses to live!!! and i come out and come here and you tell me this!!!! huh?! well guess what?! i like it!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:33 PM Shaqske says:

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SPartana JUST GIVE MEH MAH FUCKIN PRIZE >: )
May. 7, 2009 | 6:33 PM javierm885778 says:

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May. 7, 2009 | 6:33 PM I-smel says:

I WIN BECAUSE IM THE FUCKING BEST BETTER THAN ALL THE REST BETTER THAN ANYONE ANYONE IVE EVER MET EVEN VIN DIESEL. I WOULD FUCKING BATTER VIN DIESEL IN A FIST FIGHT. ID FUCKIN FAKE LEFT, YEAH? GIVE HIM SOME MOTHERFUCKIN CANSAS CITY SHUFFLE ALL UP IN DAT HO, THEN ID BE ALL W'BANG!!! SUCK ON THAT DIESEL YOU FUCKING PONCE.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:36 PM Nicholas-Deary responds:

Well, I'll give you credit for using the caps lock button.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:37 PM valval26 says:

The dog was in the house when he saw a flying human who wanted to do sex with the dog
May. 7, 2009 | 6:37 PM Otto007 says:

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May. 7, 2009 | 6:38 PM Otto0

John-The-Biter 2009-05-07 19:16:43

Moo duck

ChandlerThompson 2009-05-07 19:18:20

Make sure your dog doesn't ever join marching band, those racist Nigerians are sure to steal his ham sandwich.

Otto007 2009-05-07 19:20:10

UP THERE! THAT GUY STOLE MY IDEA... sorta...
i would have done all of the Otto 007 inbox my account Log Out
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kamaykazay 2009-05-07 19:22:22

while typing a random comment, I dreamt that would become the faeire pixie of the universe so that I may become a tree and live happily ever after with my dog, larimie. oh and uhh.... FRUIT SALAD, YUMMY YUMMY!!

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